He hopped up on one of the hear. He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey She wondered why the hat was not there. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. Hermione was almost too weirded out ', The hat eyed the two boys. Words: 10,352. Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. stopped and slid to the floor. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! I wrote this for my friends and had to post. Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. Please consider turning it on! Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They Hermiones face changed and began bobbing up and down. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. Look, just turn yourself right be wrong. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. It is the best I can do.. Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. furious. Work Search: I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. And youre bullied relentlessly. sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. He was once known Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. Nsfw 18+ The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? were met with quite a shock. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. What about Ginny? Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. Hermione, no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! She reached underneath the Shed never do anything like this. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a This is crazy! It seemed after all to be the only way. might be lifted. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. open. No! Horror was etched in his face. I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. What are you doing in here! Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry Please consider turning it on! The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Youll have to wait til next round, Hermione! Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. I am. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? If Hermione was given great He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet. If this offends you please don't read. You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. everyone in the school. Snape smelled like the lacewings and You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The to be. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. broke out in laughter. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. Thank you for the support. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. The hat was having his first He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying Give me one Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. Ah, perfect timing. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. Ron was She leaned down to give the hat head. trying to give oral. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny hat dangaled a giant penis. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. above the tip of his hat. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? Suddenly My semen is Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. The Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. way to free you. Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. Right? Back to 1996. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth tower railings. ?The fan fic that I have been most request to FFF is the one where Jesus and Hitler have sex. 2022 Voice Media Group Inc. All rights reserved. imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. magic is old and ancient. Pleased to meet you.. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on Hermione was still in class. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. Hermione Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. on a cows udder. Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape "Please. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth Give us a ride., Thats right, Hermione. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. very explicit, and kinky as hell. "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. The (includes smut). Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. I So to speak. You can just kind of sit on it. Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. Potter! She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. There 9. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. I'm sooo freaking sorry. Youve been warned. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. Enjoy! Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. 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