jerrod carmichael 8 transcript

973, This story has been shared 930 times. Tim Ferriss: Your onstage persona seems, and maybe this will sound strange, a little darker than your in real life persona. No one is authorized to copy any portion of the podcast content or use Tim Ferriss name, image or likeness for any commercial purpose or use, including without limitation inclusion in any books, e-books, book summaries or synopses, or on a commercial website or social media site (e.g., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) By Daniel Fienberg. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, I bought a lot of the same, like white sweatshirt, grey pants, like Timberlands every day. For me, it doesnt contribute to my life in a meaningful way so I dont do it. Or is it all over the place? Its kind of like a cleansing, you know? It was virtually my first time doing that joke. Jerrod Carmichael: They gave me a lot of freedom, and especially in this neighborhood. Db), Saudi Arabia (SAR How many ounces did you have? I was just talking to my mom. So my approach was to make this extremely personal, different thing into an interesting character study. The comic previously starred in his own NBC sitcom, The Carmichael Show, and received raves for his recent Bo Burnham-directed HBO special Rothaniel.In the special, Carmichael came out as gay. Tim Ferriss: Have you always had that focus on deep work? As history records it, I think the truth is the most important thing. Like, its up there with Bennie and the Jets [Laughs]. Jerrod Carmichael: Open mike at the Comedy Store. Im willing to be patient with my audiences if theyre patient with me. It sounds super cheesy. Revealing the truth, accompanied by an asterisk is one way to look at it; another is that he seems to be trying to find the joy in working through all that hurt. It was years ago. They had never done it before. Le), Sint Maarten (ANG Im not saying like some shaman-esque experience but just sit and think. I need you to share it. Fr), Falkland Islands (FKP We dont get caught up in things that dont matter tomorrow. Jerrod Carmichael: My grandma would get me some for Christmas, the little small, pocket-sized ones. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, exactly. Do you wake up at a consistent time, generally? Just the same thing because it took out so much time in my morning. Do you like to read? So watch that, and youll know why I reached out to Jerrod. Documentary is written down, so I wanted it to be a documentary. Tim Ferriss: What are some of the best decisions that you made in the first few years of your career? Jerrod Carmichael: Everybody else is taken. Jerrod Carmichael: Evan I meat I want to get this right. Bo: Life really comes at you fast. Facing a moral, racial dilemma, Carmichael said the $500,000 paycheck was a major deciding factor. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. I got a text, like: go pick up your car. I didnt think it was going to be that long but it was like two hours in the rain, with the hood off. I had a really specific vision. ), Bouvet Island (USD For the sake of clarity, media outlets with advertising models are permitted to use excerpts from the transcript per the above. You can take those four. Tim Ferriss: I am so excited to finally sit down and record this. Im very curious with what shes doing, what shes interested in. I think there will be a moment for everyone where you will probably feel extremely uncomfortable, offended, or both and that is good for you. And so many ideas; Ive never met someone who has as many ideas as Evan. Jerrod Carmichael: Just in every situation, youre kind of that guy and eventually, you accept it. Jerrod Carmichael: Its kind of all over the place. Just like I know what Im good at, I know what my abilities are and anything else, I dont really care about. It is so fun. Tim Ferriss: Oh, I like the pauses. I mean youre up, you jump into some rehearsals or something. Certain nights, you can kind of catch up but Ill read until 4 or 5 in the morning. I think on both ends, from the audience and from the artist. Tim Ferriss: Or in multiples of those 90, it makes a big difference. Thats just bad grammar. It may take some time. Yeah, this was in Texas. Thats kind of the truth. Jerrod Carmichael: Not even feedback but the competition type of thing. Tim Ferriss: I think what you said just before that also is really important, and that is being aware of how you emotionally respond to things. Im sure you could find immediately a story that is like this guy was in Kansas and did all right for himself. He expresses the weariness that came with knowing at a young age about his dad's infidelity, and trying to protect his mom from the inevitable pain she would feel by keeping his dad's secret for years. One of my friends, Mike, I immediately sent him a text and I said, You have to watch this stand-up immediately, No. Theres no form. Jerrod Carmichael: I try to keep it honest at any performance. Jerrod Carmichael: Everyones making it up. Jerrod Carmichael: In North Carolina, yeah. He was always my first choice. Jerrod Carmichael: Were in too different channels. It was very much like an exercise. Jerrod Carmichael: Right. The first show, I was still kind of like a producer; I was still cameras and this type of thing and a bit more hands on. See our terms of use and privacy notice. 5,638, This story has been shared 4,680 times. Ill let the silence do the work on this one. Listen to what you want to do. See, its usually people who arent where they want to be. Those are the first words we hearfollowed by a deep sighfrom Jerrod Carmichael in his new HBO stand-up special entitled 8, and it perfectly sets the tone for the proceedings. But what I mean is anything that directs you away from you, ignore it. Yep, Carmichael addressed one of the myriad of controversies that has been plaguing the Hollywood Foreign Press Association head on with his monologue. Just dont listen to anybody. I went bowling the other night, and at first we were kind of playing around and then my friend started bowling a little bit better, and I was like, Im going to start bowling a little bit better. It was just this perfect fit. It seemed like a huge thing to say and then just let hang out in the ether! Jerrod Carmichael: Discover the Power Within You. The last point he said was he has an eight-foot penis. Tim Ferriss: I really enjoy your work. Can you tell us about this? Focus on exactly what youre putting out. "There's no easy way to say your grandma was a sidepiece," he cracks.) Tim Ferriss: To achieve that state of zero fear, Im sure repetition has a lot to do with it but lets say before your special, the first special, what did you say to yourself before getting on stage? He knew exactly who he was. Because again, in this environment you dont want to make people uncomfortable. I think artistsanyone who createshas an honest obligation to have a full thought or idea or perspective that theyre bringing. He opened the night by telling the audience, I am your host, Jerrod Carmichael, and Ill tell you why Im here. Season 5 Return Date Info, Love 'Yellowstone'? You can do whatever you want, and people dont accept that. I dont like this or I dont care about that. I kept the hood off; just let it yeah, it was great. If I heard someone talk about oh, I want to find a bar to go watch the game at, while that sounds fun and Im really happy for you, I also know that were just doing two different things. Thank you very much; you saved me from sounding like a complete. Jerrod Carmichael: We were pretty persistent. It also defined and reflected what was going on in my life right now; these thoughts and emotions I just wanted to get out. Jerrod Carmichael: I want to figure it out. I dont know. You enlisted your good friend Bo Burnham to direct 8. I call that one of my biggest mistakes; even going. But New York LA, you know, really New York for just repetitions sake. 8 manages to feel like both a traditional stand-up special and something avant-garde. Tim Ferriss: What is the last book, or any books that come to mind that youve done that with? Jerrod Carmichael in his new HBO standup special, Rothaniel. Because people start looking for well, youve got to do this first. I havent been walking as much as I used to. Whats interesting about comedy is you get to see a lot of immediate examples of what youre doing. How did you first connect with Evan? I wanted it to go past jokes; I didnt want to just tell you jokes. My childhood was just asking a lot of questions, really curious about everything and a family that allowed room for that. Tim Ferriss: I pinged Evan before we met up, as I mentioned, to try to get some bullets to talk about. I think thats really good [Laughs]. People can respond to comedy specials in real time. I had this guy Argus Hamilton, just like this legend of the Comedy Store and of the same It just felt kind of like a Saturday and were doing spots, and I wanted to just capture it; me working on material. Tim Ferriss: Explain that. Tim Ferriss: Oh, man. Do I feel something? But it is that. Tim Ferriss: How would you coach, or what advice would you give to a comic? Hes pushing the boundaries of comedy with his groundbreaking work in stand-up, television, and film. Afghanistan (AFN Why are you doing that? I would rather not be on there at all than be kind-of on there. The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes. 2,641, This story has been shared 1,996 times. What is the world doing to us? "The more honest I am, the freer I am," he Tim Ferriss: We were talking about music, just to touch on that because Im able to work to certain types of music; generally instrumental, often electronic. Tim Ferriss: I feel like Ive been cheated on by Evan. It was late. But maybe a grey sweatshirt. Jerrod stars in the hit NBC series The Carmichael Show, which he also writs and executive produces. I dont know what it is. Tim Ferriss: You love life, thats great; lets talk about the water. ), Solomon Islands (SBD Like water under the bridge, dont cry over spilt milk. $), Vatican City (EUR Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. 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Tim Ferriss: If you were talking to someone, because this has come up a few times, who had the self doubt because everything was open to question and they hadnt discovered something like comedy early on, how would you suggest they learn who they are? I just walked around in the rain for like two hours and listened to Marvin Gaye. WebJerrod Carmichael: 8. Tim Ferriss: Hes always standing or doing like a Gollum squat. You encourage audience interaction like a town hall meeting, but its also like a TED Talk the way youre exploring truth in real time. Tim Ferriss: Youve already given them the [inaudible]. Mort Sahl checked his notes. Webmignon faget retired jewelry; should you squeeze the pus out of a spider bite. I wanted it just to be real and an exploration, like these certain words that are captured. He had seen me, and he and Nick Solar and Seth would all be involved in hiring me. That guy has such great taste. Tim Ferriss: Right, the distractions of life. Chris Rock man, its hard. You want to center yourself first before jumping in. All the above. Its where I taped my first special; the giant window at the Comedy Store. And then I believe I met Evan actually on the set of the first Neighbors. They have excellent websites and the shiniest business cards and the head shots are impeccable. With him, it seems, you've just got to trust that he'll let you in whenever he's good and ready, on his terms. But dont stay in one spot too long. You grew up in North Carolina. Tim Ferriss: When you say we, this is who? Jerrod Carmichael: It was fun. But you want intention behind everything. Its a culture thats so reliant on people having an instant gratification to things. I know thats a thing I shouldnt say, but I really havent. Tim Ferriss: Is there a particular way you end those calls? So it was just pretty insistent. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, like avoid a disaster. As a comic onstage, I can say in a premise something that someone gets terribly offended by. It doesnt [inaudible]. Tim Ferriss: But it was a sleeper, so everyone was asleep except for me, and Im drinking wine and watching your stand-up. WebThis marks the third HBO standup comedy special for Jerrod Carmichael, who made his HBO debut in 2014 with the stand-up special Jerrod Carmichael: Love at the Store, which was So Richard Pryor for honesty. And say, Oh, theres Richard Pryors. Wed just assign them. Thank God I didnt have to but I would have been cool with it. Selling shoes? I think nuance is so important. Well, I was at home. Its really just a thing that people do to feel good about themselves, like the corporations do to feel good about themselves. I just remember that line. Tim Ferriss: How did you choose The Sellout? For me, it is. Fans Fuming Over Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings' Hosting Schedules: "I Want Ken Full-Time". Tim Ferriss: I dont know if youre much of a gift giver but do you give books or anything else to people as gifts? I think that would feel better. But LA, it really is the best and you want to be around the best. Jerrod Carmichaels latest stand-up special might be his most revelatory yet. Jerrod Carmichael: I dont know where that came from. Find out where you can contribute because its not always through work. $), So Tom & Prncipe (STD He paces around. And I hope you have some fun tonight.. You just disregard it. Once you kind of figure that out, truthfully humor played a big role in that. Jerrod Carmichael: Not really. If I just literally cant sleep on the street, I guess. I play it sometimes and try and write it but I just want to figure it out. Jerrod Carmichael: I dont know. They had many, many different revisions of this script which, as I understand it. Youre noticeably absent on social media. Tim Ferriss: What is the first phone call that you make each morning? Jerrod Carmichael: I have to just listen to it separately. Carmichael joked, I wont say they were a racist organization, but they didnt have a single Black member until George Floyd died. Fr), French Southern Territories (EUR You just kind of know. Jerrod: Yeah, no. ), Palestinian Territories (ILS How does he do it? Tim Ferriss: Yeah, right. Your eyes never move away from him while hes onstage. FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $120 AND OVER (U.S. Thats like an exercise for just people in general but it really means that everyone does have an ability to give something to you, and just kind of looking for that and searching for that first in people helps tremendously. Like you walk in and some people are just there to party, and there are some people there just as a brief escape from doing something. They found a way to build a career around them, as opposed to. You know, like we had fun. As adults in the audience, I just hope that they are open enough to listen to exactly what the comic is saying and see if they can get any understanding from it. Tim Ferriss: Sorry to interrupt but I just thought maybe theres a big difference between having habit and routine for training, but then performing, you want to be able to do well in different environments. And know what you can contribute the most. He said, Who thinks the crime wasnt justified? And everyone in the class except me raised their hand. They should never say things just for a response or say empty things that just elicit a response from an audience. Ill talk to her for a few minutes and then Ill do other calls. The acclaimed comedian comes out as gay in his new HBO special, Rothaniel, a few years The most unique thing you can do is be yourself. Tim Ferriss: He has very good squat form. You have an immediate outlet to have a reaction. Jerrod Carmichael: Yes. If Im allowed to say so myself: Ive never seen a special look like this before either. Jerrod Carmichael: Anything that starts with you gotta. You aint gotta do anything, man. And specific ideas about it. So I remember specifically there being one moment in class. It has this way of showing up. Its basically just this is what happens if we get a divorce but it doesnt ensure youre going to have a good marriage. LOGIN Subscribe for $1. Jerrod Carmichael: White James Perse sweatshirt, Acne jeans and some Timberlands. Comedian Jerrod Carmichael returns to HBO to star in his second solo stand-up special. So its like I dont want to focus any energy on anything that doesnt matter or wont matter. Jerrod Carmichael: Theyre both incredible. F or all of its controversyracial, financial, ethical, and morethe Hollywood Foreign Press Association made one smart recent decision: to hire Jerrod Carmichael as the host of the 80th Annual Golden Globes on Tuesday night. I remember watching, and Im not going to spoil it for folks but there are a few instances in particular that because I dont have the delivery and I wouldnt give you the context, Id get in trouble for just by mentioning it. Yeah, I wonder whats unusual about it. Filmed at the Blue Note Jazz Club in NYC (and directed by Bo Burnham), he spends an hour in conversation with his audience and himself, teasing out the bread crumbs he'd sprinkled throughout those previous works. I like to explore and search for the thoughts that I may have that a lot of times people may want to suppress or push asideI just like to explore them and talk about it on stage. Its like wait, why are we going to find a bar what? Is that his name, who got you reading the paper? Jerrod Carmichael: Its fun. You land in LA. thats absolutely true. Jerrod Carmichael: It was raining and I had two hours free. Tim Ferriss: Yeah. Jerrod Carmichael: And theyre screaming on a balcony, and it looks like its going to end horribly. So we went, and it was fun. $), North Macedonia (MKD Tim Ferriss: Thats on your bio for the rest of your life. Could you imagine if I just rebelled? Another was you would refer to your notes onstage, sometimes. And only you know you so sometimes its good; its a good thing. hide caption. The thing I feel luckiest with is the group of people that Im around. ), Pitcairn Islands (NZD I went up first at the open mike. Webjerrod carmichael 8 transcript. Id probably do some weird artist stuff. Tim Ferriss: And then shortly thereafter, I think I told you about this, we have all sorts of exciting sounds going on. Tim Ferriss: Alright. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. Im so thankful that I didnt make it to the final round of that because it would have ruined everything. $), St. Pierre & Miquelon (EUR Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, but really that was a long shot to me. Jerrod Carmichael: The original room of the Comedy Store, yeah. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, on Saturday night, my entire Saturday, I dont go out, really. Im just like alright, Ma. Jerrod Carmichael: You know, finish line. And Im not sure thats true of all clichs; I dont think it is. But really, any notebook will do; just any notebook. I know Mike really well; ten out of ten hit with Mike. .), United Kingdom (GBP Are there any other autobiographies or biographies that you could recommend? Im really lucky to have been able to work with Bo. Tim Ferriss: Theyll Google and how the hell did you [inaudible] this podcast. The first taping, I was too aware of the production and that same night You do two shows so the second show was just kind of like Im not thinking about the production at all. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, Ill go back to that. I quoted him while he was alive as much as I quoted after his passing. Carmichael released a statement to Deadline today through his publicist. I enjoyed my childhood a lot. Because as a performer, you have to know how this is coming across and you have to adjust accordingly. What in general separates , Jerrod Carmichael: Dave Chappelle is obviously. I should have been asleep but I was like oh, its raining. Tim Ferriss: What types of thoughts do you write down? So Im really happy I did that because it made me ignore anything that could be remotely Because people have benefitted from this and have turned it into lucrative, amazing careers. I just taped another special and same thing. Cool. Tim Ferriss: Im sure someone out there will be able to figure that out. It left me in total hysterics on a Trans-Atlantic flight; some wine might have been involved but it terrified everyone because I could not stop bursting out laughing out loud while other people were trying to sleep. Tim Ferriss: Did that mean your dad was gone a lot of the time? Tim Ferriss: Goals and thoughts. Tim Ferriss: Throw dirt in each others eyes. Jerrod Carmichael: I think the same thing that made me good at comedy; interest, competition. 1,696, This story has been shared 1,536 times. $), North Korea (USD But that's how I feel about everything that's in there it's just like, 'Yeah, and then that happened.'". You just add a little smile. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, it is. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. You read about peoples mistakes and read about the things that ultimately didnt matter. Richard Pryor, I mean just for being raw; youve got to say Richard. Jerrod Carmichael: Oh, thats a great question. With his trademark temperament that is equal parts subdued and seriously aggravated, the 29-year-old comedian uses the stage in New Yorks Masonic Hall to engage in a casual chat with the audience, one where he unpacks his concerns and curiosities (which almost feel extemporaneous) with an effortless comfort. Jerrod Carmichael: Ill write down general and specific things. Everything was challenged; we questioned everything. Thats why I like reading biographies. My mom and dad, every day I say, How much water did you drink? Im more combative than she is. Since then, Carmichael has hosted Saturday Night Live and won the Emmy for Outstanding Writing For A Variety Special for Rothaniel. Tim Ferriss: So they were all shouting out suggestions, and Evan said fuck I think every third word. Jerrod Carmichael: CES and all that type of stuff, and its like Comic Con every night where youre just seeing what everybodys doing. I have to use bad grammar with this: you aint gotta do nothing. This episode features one of my favorite comedians of all time, and he is a young fellow, Jerrod Carmichael. Sometimes you think I get on stage and Im so honest, and Im these things, and it may seem like youre just bullshitting. Its so many lines. Dr. Seuss has a great quote: The people who dont mind dont matter, and the people who matter dont mind.. Be alone. Webmignon faget retired jewelry; should you squeeze the pus out of a spider bite. It is kind of an investigative journalism for my own mind. Jerrod Carmichael: It was a thing that I felt I was really good at. And dont get me wrong, because I analyze everything and I pick on everything. 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